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Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened - Allie Brosh

"To me,the future doesn't seem real. It's just this magical place where I can put my responsibilities so that I don't have to be scared while hurling toward failure at eight hundred miles per hour."

 

 

This is so accurate it hurts.