"'A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."
Brazilian reader with way too much time in her hands. My mother dropped me in my head when I was four. It shows in my reviews.
"Would sir like his customary black,or would he perhabs like to be adventurous and try something in a dark grey?"
This is basically my wardrobe. My mother calls it The Darkness Pit.