"'A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."
Brazilian reader with way too much time in her hands. My mother dropped me in my head when I was four. It shows in my reviews.
No review because to be honest I read this so long ago and it was so boring and unremarkable I can't remember the plot. Have you ever watched paint dry? Go do that. It's more entertaining.
Just don't attempt to read this while painting a wall. You might feel tempted to drown into the paint bucket.